Jemima J (2020)

Jemima J Jemima Jones is overweight About one hundred pounds overweight Treated like a maid by her thin and social climbing roommates and lorded over by the beautiful Geraldine less talented but better paid a
  • Title: Jemima J
  • Author: Jane Green
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  • Page: 292
  • Format: Paperback
  • Jemima Jones is overweight About one hundred pounds overweight Treated like a maid by her thin and social climbing roommates, and lorded over by the beautiful Geraldine less talented but better paid at the Kilburn Herald, Jemima finds that her only consolation is food Add to this her passion for her charming, sexy, and unobtainable colleague Ben, and Jemima knows herJemima Jones is overweight About one hundred pounds overweight Treated like a maid by her thin and social climbing roommates, and lorded over by the beautiful Geraldine less talented but better paid at the Kilburn Herald, Jemima finds that her only consolation is food Add to this her passion for her charming, sexy, and unobtainable colleague Ben, and Jemima knows her life is in need of a serious change When she meets Brad, an eligible California hunk, over the Internet, she has the perfect opportunity to reinvent herself as JJ, the slim, beautiful, gym obsessed glamour girl But when her long distance Romeo demands that they meet, she must conquer her food addiction to become the bone thin model of her e mails no small feat With a fast paced plot that never quits and a surprise ending no reader will see coming, Jemima J is the chronicle of one woman s quest to become the woman she s always wanted to be, learning along the way a host of lessons about attraction, addiction, the meaning of true love, and, ultimately, who she really is.
    Jemima J A Novel About Ugly Ducklings and Swans Green Jemima J is the ultimate makeover novel that will appeal to women everywhere The reader is put in Jemima s shoes, the shoes of a larger than life lady trying to make a career for herself in fashion capitol London Jemima shows us the prejudice and Jemima J Jemima J by Jane Green, Paperback Barnes Noble Jun , With a fast paced plot that never quits and a surprise ending no reader will see coming, Jemima J is the chronicle of one woman s quest to become the woman she s always wanted to be, learning along the way a host of lessons about attraction, addiction, the meaning of true love, and, ultimately, who she really is. Meet your next favorite book reviews_widget ucstyle ue n widget n font family georgia, serif n padding px n width px n n widget h n font Jemima J A Novel Kindle edition by Green, Jane Jun , Jemima J is the ultimate makeover novel that will appeal to women everywhere The reader is put in Jemima s shoes, the shoes of a larger than life lady trying to make a career for herself in fashion capitol London Jemima shows us the prejudice and assumptions that come along with her size. Jemima J by Jane Green PenguinRandomHouse With a fast paced plot that never quits and a surprise ending no reader will see coming, Jemima J is the chronicle of one woman s quest to become the woman she s always wanted to be, learning along the way a host of lessons about attraction, addiction, the meaning of true love, and, ultimately, who she really is.
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    1. This book actually made me mad when I read it, to the point that I stuck a post it note warning in the book before I returned it to the library Five reasons why this book is dreadful a The heroine, Jemima, is constantly described as being morbidly obese and too fat to function in society Jane Green, the author, mentions several times that Jemima can t fit into chairs Now, Jemima is 5 7 and 217 pounds That may not be the size of a supermodel, but the way Jemima is described throughout the book, w [...]

    2. Dear Bridget Jones,You really should meet up for a cappuccino and a chocolate croissant with Jemima Jones I think the two of you have the potential to be great friends, as you have so much in common than just your last names distant, long lost relatives, perhaps.After all, you re both single women, journalists, Londoners, traumatized by eccentric mothers, habitual dieters, smartasses, Silk Cut smokers, and prone to sleeping with handsome bastards while waiting for Mr Right to come along.However [...]

    3. I ve never been so thoroughly disgusted with a book In Jemima J, Jane Green glorifies anorexia and then tries to claim that the main character is merely obsessed with exercising, even though she is clearly not eating The result Jemima loses a massive amount of weight about 80 lbs in a short period of time, and all of a sudden, men can t keep their eyes off of her.The plot is lame, even for Chick Lit Fat girl falls in love with unattainable guy, chats with American hunk online, decides to lose we [...]

    4. Maybe because I deal with literature every day in my job, I tend to pick books that are entertaining and easy to read while trying to wind down and Jane Green s books fit that description for me A lot of the other reviews I ve read trash the message of this book about fat people, losing weight, etc but somehow I doubt that she wrote this as an attack on fat people of the world or to promote eating disorders I found Jemima to be pretty real most people don t initially go right for the eat reasona [...]

    5. Ugh This book doesn t empower ugly ducklings, it panders to them The fat phobia is so thick in this book I can t believe I got through it The main character s obvious eating disorder is glorified, encouraged, and applauded If I were a lesser woman here is the message I would ve gleaned from this shitfest The only way to be happy, advance your career, find a hot man, and make your skanky roommates jealous is eat lettuce and work out fanatically Also, lying on the internet is ok Southern Californi [...]

    6. Sometimes in life, you have to make things happen That you can change your life if you re willing to let go of the old and actively look for the new That even if you re on the right track, you ll get run over if you just sit there 5 UGLY DUCKLING STARS.This is my ultimate go to book, it s like comfort pages for my book soul I fell in love with Jane Green s perfectly written novels some years ago in my late teens and I have read and re read the novel so much that my paperback version is lovingly [...]

    7. It s been a long time since I ve read this book But I remember the pertinent details Jemima, an ugly duckling basically a woman who is plus size, doesn t have highlights, and dresses comfortably instead of fashionably , is in love with her co worker Because she s an ugly duckling, of course, he doesn t notice her So Jemima starts online chatting with a hot guy from California who, for the obvious ironic twist, owns a gym and is hyper into fitness After chatting for awhile, he wants a picture of [...]

    8. In the beginning of the book, I thought that Jemima J was going to be another one of those overweight girl bashing books in which the girl is forced to conform to what society defines as beautiful in order to find acceptance Needless to say, this book definitely didn t disappoint, but the one thing which disturbed me the most was the manner in which it was done Being overweight myself, I saw lots of myself in the character of Jemima J, from people who are only your friends as long as you re ugly [...]

    9. What s difficult about any book like this wherein an unhappy person changes and becomes happy is that we as the reader are tempted to assume that the message is meant for us In this case, if you are fat, you should become skinny if you want to be happy You should turn yourself into an exercise fiend, get cute clothes, learn to do makeup because fat chicks don t know how, obviously , and you ll land yourself the man of your dreams.The thing is, though, that s not what I think this story was about [...]

    10. Okay, here s the thing there is really no way I can write why this book is so awful without sounding bitter You know how everyone says how only ugly girls hate beauty pageants Well, I ve heard it said also that only fat girls hate this book And I am fat So there s that out of the way right out of the gate.Oh But not as fat as the main character of this novel At least, not according to Jane Green, the lady who wrote this book I couldn t possible be, given the descriptions given of the character T [...]

    11. After reading this book I came up with a pretty mathematical formula.Chick lit crapI employ this equation whenever I m browsing for books and it saves me time and money.

    12. I don t have a whole to say about this book I enjoyed it enough that I read the whole book and I did want to find out what happened at the end but I thought the message of the book overall was pretty dreadful I can t decide if the author has never been seriously overweight and just assumes things in her writing or has been overweight and has such a bad case of body dysmorphia that her self loathing distorts her writing to the point where you stand back and go HUH I think this book was a disappoi [...]

    13. Clearly nobody that read this book read it to the end OR understood the authors intent Yes, Jane Green touched on every womans insecurities She showe how far a woman will go and how much she will torment herself to be thin and beautifuljust to find out its never good enough I felt that at the end of the book she made a HUGE statement That societies idea of beautiful is created by a few people in the media That not everyone loves this type of pretty I felt so empowered and inspired when I finishe [...]

    14. cue dramatic drumroll Why am I drumrolling Well, I am drumrolling because this book was something very special mething that offended me on a MORAL LEVEL cue horrified gasps I m kidding, and I ll stop this stagey formatting It must be pissing off anyone who s reading it.I appreciate that weight is an extremely difficult thing to talk about Partly because everyone understands the important of being comfortable and confident, regardless of the weight that you are, but many people myself included fe [...]

    15. Let me preface this by saying I was exactly Jemima s size as described in the book, only a few inches shorter when I first read this book So, to state the obvious, I was fat I LOVED this book and here s why.1 If you ve ever struggled with weight and everyone from a size 2 to a size 20 has , you can identify with Jemima J s character Her thoughts, feelings, lies about who she really is and why she eats, and her dislike for her beautiful if somewhat shallow roommates Because you relate to her, you [...]

    16. I m opposed to books being labeled as beach reads why should your brain go down a few levels in intelligence just because you re on the beach I don t want to waste my time on something that sucks so badly I can only handle it when I m only half paying attention due to screaming little kids, threats of sun poisoning and hot lifeguards Thus, this is not a beach read although I don t see why you couldn t read it on a beach, provided you have the above distractions removed Rather, I m just going to [...]

    17. The first 50 or so pages were dreadful I only continued reading because it s not easy to find English language books in Japan I guess what I hated is how the author keeps switching back and forth between first and third person Maybe if I hadn t majored in English in college I wouldn t have been driven nuts by this, but it really got on my nerves And I hated some of the theatrical comments Some of the things she wrote would have fit well for a TV show narrated by a third party, but to write these [...]

    18. Hmmm.I started this book and then put it down over two years ago Last December, seeing my bookshelves sagging and this being one of the few that I had not read finished reading, I picked it back up.I, like most of the reviewers here, am not a fan of the switching from first to third person That is annoying to no end And that is the major thing that frustrated me about this book I m a larger girl, and while yes, I see the points made about this book having problems with fat phobia and eating diso [...]

    19. Loved this one as a teen when it came out but reading it as an adult.t so much Jemima basically works out, and becomes anorexic And the characters are pretty one dimensional Lack of depth and substance basically I also hated the girl on girl hate, the judgemental thoughts about each other were terrible I also didn t understand the third point of view that would pop up every now and then, it was quite annoying I also didn t realize how similar this is to CINDERELLA, so yep proceed with caution wh [...]

    20. This is one of the worst books I ve ever read, if not the worst book I ve ever read As someone who has read over 600 books, this is not something I say lightly.I was at the beach with no book for the weekend and my sister had this, there s no way I would have finished it otherwise.

    21. This is a good chick lit that deals with body issue With so many headlines saying love yourself, this book is actually telling just that love yourself Throw in a good looking Ben does not hurt either For me this book is about self confidence Trust yourself and love yourself Cause everyone is unique.

    22. You know, I read this book about five years ago and I loved it Flat out loved it The book was recently handed back to me by a friend we trade bags of books as we finish it beats having to go to the library or spending heaps on buying something new and I thought hey, I ll reread this I ll see if it s as awesome as I remember This was my reaction as I finished the book up today lol.I mean, I m all for size acceptance in fiction I m not what anyone would call Kate Hudson skinny and I would rather h [...]

    23. I don t know why this book has a low rating because for me it s worth reading maybe it s because I like makeover stories this is my first Jane Green book I read but I searched for Jane Green books ever since some of her book tell us about a value we should keep and this Jemima J is one of that.Jemima Jones is a fat girl that loves one of her colleagues named Ben Williams but she knows that to be Ben s girl she must be dreaming she also has a best friend in her office named Geraldine Turner unlik [...]

    24. Okay, first of all, the switching from first person to second person to third and then back again was FREAKING ANNOYING I can see how the author did it for effect, but it felt a little too much like she wanted to write a screenplay instead of a novel, and that was her shortcut to prose.The other reviews here are pretty much spot on Jemima is fat and she hooks up with a guy online because the people she knows IRL don t want her, but her supposedly good friend enables her in sending a photoshopped [...]

    25. So here s the thing Before I purged all of my reviews I think most people would have realized that I used to be a huge fan of Jane Green I loved Jemima J, Mr Maybe, and even loved Bookends Then I started to really not get many of Jane Green s later books and after a while just stopped making them my always have to buy books However, I still re read Jemima J, Mr Maybe, and Bookends once every year or so Jemima J holds a special place in my heart just because it was my first Jane Green book and th [...]

    26. I was about this close to returning this to the library unfinished If only I usually adore cinderella type makeover stories I found it very hard to get any joy out of this one though The narration is just plain weird It switches quite frequently, even mid scene back and forth between first person Jemima and third person omniscientexcept the third person narrator has an attitude and is sort of preachy If Jemima s like Cinderella, then the narrator could be her fairy godmother, who never shows up [...]

    27. Loved this book to start I have to say that I can always get behind a plus sized leading lady, so of course I was in love with Jemima Jones until I found out the Jemima is 5 7 and weighed 217 lbs at her largest Jemima is described as being almost grotesquely fat, so when the acutal number of pounds she weights comes up, it stopped me in my tracks Wait, what I m 5 4 and weigh 212, so what kind of fat monster does that make me I don t feel like people stare at me on the street or only have relatio [...]

    28. I read this book long back I was repelled by it, to say the least What s wrong with this book Now where to begin with So our protagonist is a really fat but good hearted girl and it s because of her appearance no guy likes her Beneath the extra layers of fat is a really awesome chic Whats the way out Lose the fat and u ll be a heart throb so says the book The book in no way empowers plus size women If at all it manages to do anything, it is to demean them, make them feel sorry about their body E [...]

    29. Green doesn t offer original plots, memorable characters, or anything resembling a surprise, and I no longer notice when she comes out with a new release, but for what it s worth, I d never dated when I read her work back in high school and it did provide its voyeuristic, vicarious pleasures at the time Does that mean her books are good No, but let s call them comfort reads Read sparingly and watch out for trans fats.

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